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magpiefliesaround:

terminus-est:

6thclone:

this is my dad

I can all too easily see my dad saying the exact same stuff.

Wow. Is this secretly my dad?

OMG!! It IS your dad!

(Source: anditlingers)

Freaking awesome!!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. PEMBROOK. I HAVE THE INFORMATION YOU REQUESTED.

I FEARED FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD BE DISCOVERED WHEN MS. HOUGHTON COULDN’T FIND HER POST-IT NOTES, BUT WILLIAM TANNER FROM ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE HAS A KEY TO THE SUPPLY CLOSET, WHICH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF YOUR WORRIES. THIS OFFICE IS CORRUPT, MR. PEMBROOK. I FEAR NO ONE IS INNOCENT. 

PETTY THEFT, PERSONAL PHONE CALLS, INTERDEPARTMENTAL AFFAIRS (OF THE SEXUAL VARIETY) … THE LIST IS ENDLESS.

AND THE I.T. DEPARTMENT, MY GOD. THAT WHOLE FLOOR OF THE BUILDING SHOULD BE SEALED OFF AND BURNED WITH ALL EMPLOYEES INSIDE.

TAKE A SEAT, MR. PEMBROOK, WHILE I ORGANIZE MY NOTES. POUR YOURSELF A DRINK IF YOU WISH. WE ARE GOING TO BE HERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

(via themonicabird)

terminus-est:

magpiefliesaround:

ofivoryandgold:

ask-a-smoker:

dawnoakley:

ask-benbraeden:

phangirllnd:

The beautiful face of courage: Lance Cpl. William Kyle Carpenter USMC

Carpenter, 21, of Gilbert lost the eye, most of his teeth and use of his right arm from a grenade blast Nov. 21 near Marjah, Helmand Province, Afghanistan.

Friends and family say he threw himself in front of the grenade to protect his best friend in Afghanistan, Cpl. Nick Eufrazio

This deserves more notes then anything on Tumblr. It’s sad to say stupid pictures of a flower some girl takes with a Nikon D40 that her parents bought her for christmas or a picture of A Day To Remember has more notes then this. The world is fucked up. So much respect for this man.

God bless this troop, but he’s there, the Phantom of the Opera! Still handsome.

I’d honestly hug this man if I saw him in person. He’s a real hero and the thing that breaks my heart is that he’ll feel shunned by society for his injuries. 

I wish I could meet him in person and thank him for his sacrifice. And you know ask him on a date. 

Oh man, tearing up…

This man is a hero! He’s also still attractive… Hopefully society can see that as well as I can!

To have been through what he’s been through, this man is more attractive than any Bradd Pitt out there. THIS is a hero and THIS is the man that kids should look up to—not the idiots on the tabloids.

THIS.

The world needs more people like this guy.

This makes me want a kitten again!

(Source: mayusculas, via vampishly)

magpiefliesaround:

jacquelineannb:

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My sister would totally do this.

I totally want to do this!!

alexbemused:

>_<

Amazing! Love!